UPS Maintenance

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.
After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the [...]

What The Hell Were They Thinking

Ok, I’m sure that by now, you’ve seen the commercial. Here’s their tagline:
Millions of people get heartburn from time to time. But if you’re experiencing it on a regular basis, your body is trying to tell you something is wrong. Persistent, frequent (2 or more days a week) heartburn, despite use of over-the-counter (OTC) medications [...]

What Fictional TV Character Do You Most Identify With

This is an easy one for me! However, Hank Hill would appear to be a republican and I don’t have any political affiliation.

Football And The Blonde

Football FINALLY makes sense!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the
experience.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they [...]

Not Taking Any Chances

This is an old one, but a good one.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150.
The man thought about it [...]

The Hotel Bill

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this……………..
Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel and take [...]